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i wish tumblr would let you append a little memo when you blocked someone so i could remember if i brought the hammer down for virulent transphobia or for having slightly too annoying of an opinion on a day when i was hungover

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

"this is who you're asking to work 40 hour work weeks. this is me." & it's like a professionally done linkedin headshot

'was the grink there?' energy

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet

this but hitachi

ea-nasir this ea-nasir that feh the best thing about the babylonians is all the clay women holding their tits

Okay but for real though I’m so fascinated by the ubiquity of this pose in the archaeological record across time and place. It must be really significant

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog Connecticut Clark.

I'm full of wrath!!!!!!!! haha just kidding. I feel pretty ok

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works