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#Cecil said damn this is a real head scratcher *dies*

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

this is how they make lacroix

playing frostpunk is like a game version of clenching all your muscles to trick it into decreasing your anxiety

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans