thee beetlejizzz

on nights when the veil is thin u can read rpf on jstor

@jstor thank you

🫡

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

jughead

never related to authors being like "childhood is such a blessed innocent time", catch me with that jane eyre shit like "such dread as children only can feel" and "I then sat with my doll on my knee til the fire got low, glancing round occasionally to make sure nothing worse than myself haunted the shadowy room"

Genuinely that's so fucking funny though

the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

they call it house of leaves because when you see what the house of, you leaves

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet