would a coward have this?

And Now That You Don’t Have To Be Perfect You Can Be Good 2026

@bovineblogger are show cows are soft and huggable as they look?

yes! if you get very lucky, sometimes the owners will let u pat them after a show :)

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.

absolutely a granny weatherwax moment. “you need to move the outhouse because its presence is bothering the forest spirits and they’re cursing you” because trying to explain about bacteria from the outhouse contaminating the well wasn’t working.

Sometimes you gotta ask yourself ‘Do I want to be right or do I want results?’ and then act accordingly.

lollllllll. But it’s not funny though is it

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard