TOO RAD TO BE SAD

Try not to fap and spray faps dust everywhere at the sight of beautiful glazed stoneware square bottles

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

In a world full of rage be a fat dog

"sushi is a burrito" yeah and a bat is a bird.

hotdog is actually genetically in the ramen clade for reasons scientists don't understand yet

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

Took two people to think this one up

Teller was tugging on Penn’s jacket and wanted a hug but Penn swatted him away like the fucking ogre he is

to me it's a trolley opportunity

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*