Welcome To The Shitshow

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

Look at this beautiful angel

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

Finally, I can be me.

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

if you sit there you belong to the fae

That’s the Fae’s problem

That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.

tumblr posts in mla format

Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.