"monkeys on nitrous oxide"

"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"

gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

"Nine and Donna would've hated each other" WRONG they would ADORE each other they would be the two cattiest bitches in the book club. Donna would lean over and tell him "honestly sounds like Rassillion was a bit of a cunt" and he snorts so hard he almost regenerates right then and there

I need to be put in a time loop it would actually fix me

why's it all have to be about the horrors of time loops. does nopony think about how you can use the day repeating to say things you've never been brave enough to say before. conversations not recorded by time that you can use to bring yourself peace or at least understanding . does anyone think about using the endless day to just be yourself full heartedly, dress in a way you were always scared to before, talk to strangers with no fear... I think time loops can be used to unlearn shame, maybe to break it you have to find peace with who you are. maybe the point is not everything is so bad as it seems as long as you live life how u love. shrugs

Official Time Loop Post

Ooooh, now I also wanna learn about cod!

Oh no, this is a little bit embarrassing, “like cod” is literally just a version of “like god”, as in, “like, god/gosh!!!!” when you’re really frustrated about something. I say “oh cod/by cod” and other variations because fish pun. I don’t sadly have any cool cod facts ^^’

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

can you count them?

new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done

honestly pat deserves an award for putting up with being surrounded by posh wankers (affectionate-ish) all day. like i love the other ghosts but this poor man. it's him, mary, and robin against the world (rich people).