“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

People in the notes are mentioning not knowing when breaks in the conversation are and I get that (god do I get that) but this post was specifically inspired by the evil ass phenomenon of “I was not interrupted, I added something and no one acknowledged it in any way, be it by the conversation completely stopping there or by them picking it up where they left off like I didn’t say shit.” Like okay what did I do wrong can someone tell me I didn’t mean to kill the vibe here

hey do u mind if I fetishize you. What why are you upset I'm doing it wokely and gayly. No you don't understand I'm objectifying you empowering style. You should be grateful someone like you is getting this attention like you shouldn't be looking a gift horse in the mouth with what you've got going on. Why are you mad

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

brats you aren't safe either you get turned on by someone thinking you're annoying

if you're not even the slightest bit defensive about being called weird and you're just open about it and truthful about how unabashedly odd you tend to be, they'll get soooo mad at you first. but then later they'll want to fuck you. and you can say ohhh you want to fuck the weird guy you want to fuck a weirrdddooo. and you can dance around them like rumplestiltskin. Seriously I fully believe this strategy pays off

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

Is your kitten highlighting the incorrect words on your kink post? Are they being disobedient and not stopping when asked to? Well I have bad news for you my friends. Thats not your kitten. Thats the Minotaur.

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

now draw her with a vacant stare. and it/its pronouns

reminder to all disabled people that you’re allowed to tell people “i can’t do that” about stuff you can ‘technically’ do but which harms you or requires a period of recovery or preparatory rest etc. you don’t have to explain the complex nuances of your condition to anybody who demands it. i’ve found it’s honestly better to give the least amount of info about your symptoms unless you trust a person a lot. you hold the power over your health information. you choose whether or not to share the details of your condition with people who might not understand.