at lunchtime I bought a huge orange

what is it that they say? a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "dragons are the same. something happened to your eyes"

a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "they're long enough."

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

I love a building with a big atrium. oh that's neat you got some outside in here

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

They say "in theory, practice and theory are the same, but in practice they're not". That's how you know we're in practice. If we were in theory, the saying would be "in theory, theory and theory are the same, and they are". Pretty useless saying. So that's how you know we're in practice.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

everyone keeps saying "the old king would've known what to do" which makes me think the current king absolutely does not

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away