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WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

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SHDJDKSK ITS BACK

I’ve been on this site for so long I remember a time before this post existed…

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

I’m

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

every time i see this post it’s better

Bless whoever made this.

Yup. Both of these. Especially the second one. The bottom line is that anxiety is the worst and you have to tell me what the facts are, if you keep secrets I’ll just think of the worst possible scenario and panic.

This is kind of horrifying

holy shit

Knowing who the fuck is Maslow makes this so much funnier

honestly unfollow me if you ate a cheese

wait a fucking minute

This is how 10 mins to doom should have happened

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

(Challenge accepted.)

((Challenge accepted!))

((Challange accepted??? Tho I fear))

//challenge accepted. bring it on. I’m not afraid bitches

fear is true

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

They may try to pin you in a lane on the highway. They won’t let you get ahead of them, they will try to prevent you from getting behind them. Fuck traffic laws. Gun it, throw on your brakes, honk your horn and do not stop. get away from them at all costs. Don’t go home, go to the police or go to a fire station. Explain what happened and have them look over ur car.

This happened to my mom in DC in the 70's. A strange man was watching her pump gas at the station and she noticed him driving behind her afterwards. She experimented to be sure he was following her. She made a random right and then left turn and he kept up. So, when she got to her homestreet she kept driving and desperately looked for a gas station where she was friendly with the guys there. A group a black guys she knew in passing worked there. Well, once she got there, she said she hopped out of the care in a panic and told them what was happening... So at least three of them went out front and yelled "HEY, MAN!" and the guy sped off. But it's not over yet. They told my mom to hang out for awhile because the man could still be lurking. Since one of them would be getting off soon and would follow to make sure (the knew his make and model and the plates). Sure enough... The man WAS waiting a little ways down the road at a grocery store to start following again... Dude honked a cut a fuss and again he sped off. My mom went to the police station afterwards (the gas station dud vouched for her and gave a description of the guy). So BOTH cars followed my mom home and the station sent a care out to watch her apartment that night. My mom never saw that guy that was following her again, but she is certain he was determined to do her harm at her apartment.

This has been happening a lot more recently in the Seattle/Tacoma area

If you can't get to one of these, get your ass to a liquor store. Thanks to robbery and drunk folks, people who work at liquor stores know exactly how to put the place on lockdown and the cops will get there damn fast if they're called.

It’s fucking scary that we even have to share this information around. Reblog to save a life.

This has way too many notes and is a sad commentary on society but continue to share this information. Spread it around!

cis writers be like: “i am a trans man but i’m doing it wrong and i must be told not to bind with Ace Bandages by cis people”

cis writers be like: “i, a trans person, have No Name for I have cast my accursed life away”

cis writers be like: “Oh… UwU… I Cannot Be Seen Within The Clothes Of My Transed Gender Or Else I Shall Be Seen As A Freaque,,,,”

cis writers be like: “What’s A Woman”

cis writers be like: “oh to be free of this Accurséd Orgán…… my only love interest is a cis man”

reblog this version because you’re cutting it off at various points and i need you all to understand my full point

you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole in a mountain this year or never

IT’S GETTING CLOSE TO THE END

@emo-valkyrie pls explain please

This is the last year undertale can take place

@mothric-bry

He said this while opening for Johnathan van ness