that's rough, buddy

i think the next trend for cishet white parents naming their baby sons will be fish names. Pike. Perch. Trout. Sturgeon. it's one of the few classes of nouns that has masculine enough associations (bc of fishing) to be plausible for this purpose

I'm looking forward to meeting Sturgeon Theodore.

not to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx described

PLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this way

hand-poisoning applesauce would be too tedious. these applesauces were poisoned in bulk for maximum efficiency

This is so beautiful! I wish I knew someone who did needlework so I could gift them this pattern.

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

Oh Shit it’s The Skunch

dr suess’s how the skunch stole shitscram

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

For all evolutionary history, life has struggled against calorie deficit… So much energy goes into finding food that there is no time for anything else. Our ancestors selectively bred root vegetables to create the potato, so that we might be the first species whose daily existence doesn’t consist of trying to find the nutrients necessary for survival. One potato can rival the calorie count of many hours of foraging… Eat a potato, and you free up so much time to create and build and connect with your fellow man. Without potato where would you be?? Do not stand on the shoulders of giants and think thyself tall!!

I nearly teared up reading “Andean agricultural technicians” bc fuck yes! these were members of Pre-Inca cultures who lived 7 to 10 thousand years ago, and they were scientists! food scientists and researchers and farmers whose names and language we can never know, who lived an inconceivably long time ago (pre-dating ancient civilizations in Egypt, China, India, Greece, and even some parts of Mesopotamia) and we are separated by millennia of time and history, but still for thousands of years the fruits vegetables of their labor and research have continued to nourish countless human lives, how is that not the most earthly form of a true miracle??? anyway yes potatoes are beautiful, salute their creators.

Potatoes are one of the best foods ever.amd I for one admire the ancient agrisciemce tjat created them.