i think i hauve covid

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

and what wet beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward wednesday to be soaked

um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west

*todd howard trapped in a hall of mirrors, cowering from my powerful minotaur body as i slam each wall with my fist looking for him* TODD COWARD…. TODD COWARD

wow that was really adorable, my cute blast will now rend you undone.