bite chomp kill

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

god, your worst warrior needs money

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

torture doesnt work on me anymore