I am tired

August should be in Autumn. Fucking ridiculous that it isn't.

I mean it’s winter here (southern hemisphere) but I agree, August is and Autumn month like spiritually, emotionally

In fairness this winter does feel like autumn. Some of the trees still haven't dropped their leaves because the climate is fucked.

Yeah, no, this whole winter has been autumn so far, like, I'm still waiting for it to get cold, it's still t-shirt and maybe a flannel weather, the day temps are still 25-30, the night temps are still double digits, we haven't even had the usual winter storms or the weeks of just never ending rain, we're getting the spring flowers already a month and a half early this year, the climate really is fucked

We are getting never ending rain but where I live that's autumn weather. I have no idea when winter's last frost is because I'm not sure we've had any.

The town I grew up in has been extreme frost this year (also unusual), I'll try and send you some of that if you can try and send some of your rain to Cape Town so we can maybe avoid running out of water this coming summer

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

sound on for his adorable gremlin giggles and commentary in a lovely accent

August should be in Autumn. Fucking ridiculous that it isn't.

I mean it’s winter here (southern hemisphere) but I agree, August is and Autumn month like spiritually, emotionally

In fairness this winter does feel like autumn. Some of the trees still haven't dropped their leaves because the climate is fucked.

Yeah, no, this whole winter has been autumn so far, like, I'm still waiting for it to get cold, it's still t-shirt and maybe a flannel weather, the day temps are still 25-30, the night temps are still double digits, we haven't even had the usual winter storms or the weeks of just never ending rain, we're getting the spring flowers already a month and a half early this year, the climate really is fucked

Im so evil I like to play video games and draw AND stay up way past my bedtime

Moving house tomorrow

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

Actually no how the fuck is it august

Happy “how the fuck is it august” to those who celebrate!