🚸🧍🧍🧍🧍🏔️ *banjo cue*

in case you're wondering if my dad still watches sp, last year i said i was rewatching it and he grimaced and said "didn't that show get super libertarian?"

south park fans accept that you are watching an extremely long-running sitcom with loose continuity that often contradicts itself challenge. difficulty level impossible.

does kyle have freckles? in end of obesity cartman says he does and in ginger kids it's a plot point that he does not. these are both equally canon. the answer is.....i dunno. matt and trey forgor. you are valid for drawing kyle either with or without freckles. embrace your headcanons and embrace ignoring canon you don't like bc tratt also ignore canon all the time

stan and kyle are such a part of each other's lives they just exist in each other's orbit and no one bats an eye they're just like well of course this is normal for them. it's stan and kyle! kyle's parents come home from work to stan just hanging out in the living room or kitchen and it's like he's always belonged there. kyle sleeps over at stan's house and sharon will be like i saved some leftovers from dinner for you to take home tomorrow. their friends will text/call them fully expecting one of them to be with the other. it makes me sick. does anyone care

they have their own clothes drawers in each others’ rooms, they don’t knock or have to ask to go over or be told to leave, there’s just an expectation they’ll be together. stan adds to the broflovski’s grocery lists and helps with chores when kyle’s not feeling very well, kyle has insulin in the marshes’ fridge and a stockpile of candy for midnight sugar lows. if stan doesn’t answer his phone the next person to contact is obviously kyle. sheila always buys stan a hanukkah gift and kyle always complains that she loves stan more than him, sharon knows all about the highschool drama from early morning chats with kyle and he knows which floorboards to avoid stepping on so as not to accidentally piss off randy