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i love being on my laptop in bed like oohhh im on my laptop LOL! and im in bedddd

Any time you feel like you’re behind (especially if you’re in your 20s, but this applies to literally anyone) just look yourself in the mirror and be like “boo hoo you didn’t peak when u were 17. So sad. Whatever shall u do” and I promise u will instantly feel so silly for ever worrying about it

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

this can't keep happening

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

when i get my eating habits right and start exercising and read more books and engage with fulfilling hobbies and figure out how investing works and find all the good places to hike near me and adopt a new pet and learn a new language and get my migraines and anemia and acid reflux under control. then you will realize

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

day 3 of my period having a crying breakdown about my life expectancy

ok typing this out gave me some perspective on how not that fucking deep it is #yay