Tiny bby

My Little space is Precious

“Don’t worry, babies have accidents. Let’s get you cleaned up, huh?”

“Do you want to hold Daddy/Mommy’s Hand baby? I don’t want you to get scared without Daddy/Mommy or get lost!”

“We can watch this scary movie on three conditions. One, you need to be padded. I don’t want you to get scared and have an accident. Two, we keep the lights on so it’s not too scary for my baby. And three, you gotta hold Daddy/Mommy’s hand if you get scared. Ok?”

“-Sees the look on Little’s face and immediately opens arms.- Oh no sweetie come here, what’s wrong?”

“You’re everything to me baby. I don’t know what I would do without you.”

“Get your cute little padded butt over here baby. I want cuddles.”

“Are you gonna tell Mommy/Daddy what colour your shirt is?”

“Oh honey look at you! You did up your shoes all by yourself! I’m so proud of you.”

“Oh baby let Mommy/Daddy do that. You’re too little.”

i want someone who knows i can’t be trusted, even when I say i’m big enough to make it to the potty, so i always have to wear pull ups.

someone who knows i can’t handle long journeys, so i need a thick diapie, my paci and stuffie and to be strapped into my car seat.

Warning- just reading some of these may make you spontaneously start to suck your thumb. 

Come over here & let Daddy check your diaper.

Alright kiddo, let’s get you ready for bed.

What’s Mommy’s rule for that?

Oh, so you think you’re a big girl now?

You’re too little for that sweetheart, let me do it.

Come over here so I can fix your hair before we go out.

Use your big girl words.

It’s past your bedtime, little miss.

Did you remember to go potty? 

I’m going to count to three.

Silly baby, move your hands. You have nothing Mommy hasn’t seen before.

I think Miss Pouty Pants needs her binkie to calm her down.

Can you show me what a big girl you are by being Daddy’s little helper?

It’s okay sweetie, legs up & show me what a good girl you can be while I change you.

You’re awfully squirmy, let me check to see if you made pee pee.

Hold your sippy cup with both hands, sweetie.

I better go get the diaper bag, she always gets very fussy right before she goes poopy. Someone is about to go boom-boom, look how red her face is getting.

Baby girls don’t get alone time, Mommy & Daddy can’t trust you. Stay out here where we can watch you.

Over my knee, young lady.