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An actual line from the instructions for the next alien romance I am ghostwriting:
"Novelty cock is a must"

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Doug Jones Appreciation Thread
as Amphibian Man in The Shape of Water
as the Pale Man in Panâs Labyrinth
as Faun in Panâs Labyrinth
as the Angel of Death in Hellboy II: The Golden ArmyÂ
as Billy Butcherson in Hocus Pocus
as one of the Gentlemen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
as Edithâs Mother, Lady Sharpe in Crimson Peak
as Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
as Saru in Star Trek: Discovery
as Abe Sapien in Hellboy
Sometimes in this world you have to find you niche. And sometimes that niche is having rubber prosthetics glued to your body. Doug Jones has found that niche.
hes so many of my fave boys
Also the single sweetest person I have met in the entire acting profession. Doug wins.
And this is also Doug Jones.
âŚin Budapest, with my daughter Maddy, long long ago in 2007. From http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2007/07/circus-drums-in-distance.html?m=1
Doug isnât just a human special effect because he acts well under latex. He inhabits each of his roles, at a level of discomfort and with a lack of sleep that I would find murderous. (Think how early he needs to be in in the morning to have that latex glued on. Think how late filming can go. Doug has rights he sometimes elects not to use, in order to keep a production moving. Iâve seen him asleep propped up in order to keep a movie on schedule.)
And just the gentlest, sweetest person in the business. Today accidentally wound up as Me appreciation day on Twitter. Itâs nice to appreciate Doug.
@neil-gaiman , thank you for spotlighting Doug Jones, who is my favorite actor.
I am also extremely envious that you know him.
They want to force women to have kids then have no help to keep them alive after birth
Iâd like to point out that the foster care system didnât make these claims, it was the shitty school system.
The person in charge of the foster care system for that area actually threw a shitfit and went off on the school district for making these claims. They made it absolutely clear that they werenât taking kids away for not being able to pay for lunches and that their priority was keeping kids with their families. They were rightfully pissed that their agency was weaponized to collect lunch money from poor kids.Â
Yaniv
If you think that people's horror over Jessica Yaniv's behavior is a trans rights issue I have news for you. Being trans does not excuse racism, sexual harassment or pedophilia. You can also call out a litigious, bigoted, predatory creep without it being an indictment of trans women as a whole.
That said, reading about the ten year old girl/tampon thing made me physically sick. So did the demand that a bunch of vulnerable immigrant women be deported because they didn't know how to/want to perform a "Brazilian" on testicles.
Jessica Yaniv doesn't deserve support. That's not because she's trans, but because she's a spectacularly terrible person.

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The Irritating Gentleman - Berthold Woltze
1874
why does this communicate the universal mood we women experience so perfectly
This is doubly annoying because sheâs clearly in mourning; look at her clothes. those are mourning clothes. The way she clutches her handkerchief. The wetness of her eyes. Sheâs not a lark to the seaside, sheâs traveling to or from a funeral. And this dandy fuckboy canât look beyond his own nose and have some fucking respect.
This is why I support artists. You can tell a story without any words at all. You donât even need to title this piece âThe Irritating Gentlemanâ and yet most 21st Century women will know exactly what this 19th Century woman endured on the day of that painting.
holy shit SLAIN
@doomybot can you past the Turing test?
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This is a fucking stunning use of lyrics and images. I gasped the first time I saw it.
This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!
Oh finally. A real Christian.
Now THIS manâs read the book

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me hanging out with black people in the summer:Â âaye, yall donât forget to put on sunscreenâ
them:Â
@flipflibberinflippinghell
Use the Walgreens Brand which is pretty cheap and it does wonders and doesnât leave me with a white cast. And Iâm dark as hell so I hate looking ashy but not all sunscreens are made equally and itâs one of the better ones Iâve used.
Wait cocoa/shea butter and coconut oil donât protect you from the sun we really do need sunscreen??
Yea fam. All that âwe donât need sunscreenâ shit is a myth. Combine that with the fact that most dermatologists donât know how to spot skin cancer in Black people and itâs a nasty combination.
Yeah, itâs harder for us to get it but when we do itâs deadly. I know two people who died of skin cancer, both were Black.
âWhile incidence of melanoma is higher in the Caucasian population, a July 2016 study in the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology showed it is more deadly in people of color. African American patients were most likely to be diagnosed with melanoma in its later stages than any other group in the study, and they also had the worst prognosis and the lowest overall survival rate.â
- https://www.skincancer.org/prevention/skin-cancer-and-skin-of-color
Sorry about the link, Iâm on mobile. But this is from August 2016, which I know isnât the most recent but itâs still SUPER IMPORTANT. Yâall please wear sunscreen. With Google itâs even easy to find smaller, Black-owned brands.
https://blackgirlsunscreen.com/ is Black-owned!
I use this sunscreen from Walmart. Itâs cheap, doesnât leave a white cast, and smells pretty good.
Duuuude my family uses that and itâs Soo nice it even smells good
Same for brown people, are skin may be dark but we do burn!
Boosting!
Yes please
An incredibly rare albino manta ray. Some users say itâs very rare because not only are the chances of being albino rare but also living this long as an albino. Theyâre harder to warm up and are very easy for predators to spot. (Source)
Bitch thatâs Moanaâs grandma
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Incels: âIâm not watching the new terminator movie, because it seems like feminist whitewashing of a beloved franchise!â
Me: âHave you ever watched the original two movies? The first one has Sarah as the sole survivor and one who killed the t-800, and by the sequel, sheâs gone full-on action hero. The franchise has literally always been about women being able to save the dayâ â Like, they legitimately believe that this character is totally fine as a protagonist:
While this one is âfeminist propagandaâ:
Even though they are -literally- the same woman. Whatâs next? Are they going to start calling Sarah Connor a âMary Sueâ?
Boy reunites with lost cat after seven months apart.
OH MY GOSH THE CAT IS GIVING HIM KISSES I CANâT

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Could you please reblog this if you are a witch who isnât Wiccan?