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honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

I feel extremely blessed that I can’t name a single one of these rantsonas.

What-sonas???

I like the dragon’s design

i knew they were bad but that FLOORED me

Isnt the wolf from that video on why we should bring child labor back?

Which wolf

Isnt that blue wolf the one who made “The benefits of incest” video

Just because I physically cannot keep this information to myself, but in “In Defense Of Pedophiles” he says that the sun revolves around the earth

poopin at work on the clock yo

the water splashed on my booty please kill me now

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

Beautiful finish