IM BACK BABY

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

oh like clothes

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

This post nearly got me ostracized by two of my swiftie friends and I don't think a third will ever look at me the same again lmaooooo

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie