Just Suckin Som Toes

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

we touch

i get

this feeling

And every time we kiss

i swear I could fly

Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.

physically incapable of being upset by being rickrolled. if it’s well executed i get to engage in the playful wink-nod with the jokester. and if it’s obvious. well then i just get to see my beautiful friend rick astley

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

girls should be paid 1000 a day to dilly dally

sorry this joint looks so bad im only five

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

wishing you all a belated throat fuck thursday and a happy fat cock friday

Dear God

there’s beasts in there…