uh ig just whatever

Putting any vaguelly human shaped thing near a sleeping Bruce will result in Bruce cuddling this thing like an octopus in less than one minute. Everyone who ever existed within an arm's reach of a sleeping Bruce knows about the fact that he is an unbreakable cuddle machine. Damian didn't notice that Bruce fell asleep during their movie night? Too bad, now he is spending the rest of the night in Dad's unshakable hold. Bruce ended up crashing on Dick's couch where Dick forgot his hugging pillow? That's Bruce's pillow now for the duration of his sleep. Ace came to demand breakfast? Forget about it, Ace, you are a hostage now.

@jawbone-xylophone

Jason Todd genuinely just lives in my thoughts 24/7 like a drug

considering my senior year i had a whole one class and it was math (i love math) imma have to choose it

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

but how much extend

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I NEARLY CHOKED

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This is too fucking great to not reblog

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LMAOOOOOO

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

Thank you for the tips, op!

Holy fuck! I might actually be able to be a little better at art with this!

take me to the south so i can chew on wheat and say yalldntve like a real man

you just gotsta get outta new york spidey, up'n upper midwest we speak like it too

lets go glad im not having an original thought

SEE MOM IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

Alfred every weekend: Alfred: Weekend Safety Brief *points to Bruce* Don't add to the population *points to Jason* Don't subtract from the population *points to Cassandra and Steph* Stay out of the hospital, newspaper or jail *points to Dick* Please don't end up in the papers *points to Tim* If you do, make it an interesting headline *points to everyone* don't end up in jail, and if you do, establish dominance quickly

no language should be mocked other than french

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

mike oiseauxwski

MIKE OISEAUXWSKI 😭😭

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The Forbidden Knowledge

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

even the notes are broken too

Rome wasn't built in a day. you know what was built in a day? One Day Built town. famously so, that's why people call it one day built town. you don't need to hold yourself to that high of a standard though. whenever possible, take things at your favorite pace

me and your mom got built in one night

[Ooc: lololol I get it, we just started another new medication and have been forming crazy parts to handle school stress so shits been wild for us too]

would you still love me if i was a spider

this feels like an admission that you're actually 1000 spiders in a Spider-Man costume

im allergic to garlic so this is a no brainer