swinging in...
hey there! i'm spider-man
β³ if you didnβt know that, iβm concerned for you
the hyphen is non-negotiable. respect it, or face the consequences (aka: bomb)
main tags...
all queued (not reblogs): under queue
anything mentioning mr stark: under irondad and spiderson
posts where i say things: under spidey speaks
team red (dp, dd, and me) shenanigans: under team red
ending notes...
don't be shy! i respond to every ask eventually. you don't even want to know how many horny freaks are in my ask box. i shiver at the mention, yet still respond!
i dont really do rp here. i mean, this is my social media. not, like, a rp account. so i wont respond to people saying stuff like *tosses a cat in your face* or whatnot. cant really toss a cat through a screen!
all in all, have fun! swing on by to see a slow descent into madness, poor attempts at advice, and, of course, a good time! peace out!












