killjoys make some noise

sometimes a fic can just be about the age old question 'how emotionally bad for everyone involved can a threesome be when they all did in fact agree to be there'

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

personally i do not prefer when stories engaging with complicated topics attempt to make themselves good educational resources on said complicated topics

when you’re too femme for the mascs but too masc for the femmes theres only one place you can go. the my chemical romance concert

Write that long fic. Those two plot points and a fetish will make a great 5+1. It'll be the best oneshot you ever wrote.

god everyone and everything is annoying as hell. i get so worried about being annoying myself but it’s like hey the entire planet gets to be irritating as hell apparently and nobody gives a fuck

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam