doobs with scoob

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now

Wild to me when people are on a phone call while using the bathroom. If you're at home and you're calling your husband who's a trucker and you gotta go that's one thing sure. But if you're literally at work on your lunch and you're pooping and on the phone with your husband that's different

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

may I respectfully add: "This is awful; try it!" *holds out a food or beverage*

SOUND ON DEAR GOD

this website is so weird

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

for my cereal

The forklift's lesser known relative: the spoonlift.