doobs with scoob

i wish usb ports were several magnitudes larger and made a hefty "kerchunk" sound when you plugged stuff in

Friendly unfriendly reminder that "Ovulation is like an animal being in heat and makes you stupid" has been a keystone of western misogyny pretty much since Europe worked out what periods are.

this is disturbing

Never forget what they took from us.

Remember this the next time someone argues that raising the minimum wage will raise prices

It'd genuinely crazy how easy the floor is to be on as clothes

How are my sweetie pees

Dork gf that laughs at her own jokes and likes being fucked raw

Jeff was right

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits