im sorry

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

Bimbo qualities

babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped

Nothing in the entire world could have prepared me for that caption.

This seems like a good time to mention the Prisoners Literature Project and Inside Books Project. Both of these organizations send free books to incarcerated people, and are always looking for donations - both books and money -and volunteers! (Prisoners literature project sends books everywhere but Texas - Inside Books project is just Texas).

They were right, I didn’t expect that.

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

This post has liver failure

I thought this was going to be inspirational but it’s better