tumblr is my digital hut in the woods

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website