What It Says On The Tin

you really do have to feel bad for tom he's literally hours removed from the worst mushroom hallucination haunting trip a person could ever have only to immediately be thrown into conversing with the island's undead founder's corpse and then immediately on a boat to dispose of him like. that man slept on a toilet for a whole day didn't even get to breathe

imagine being trapped on a small town island your entire life and your high school frenemies in their cold shoulder tops and statement necklaces still treat you exactly the same even though you’re in your 40s. no one wants to come to your party except your coworkers who kind of have to. also there’s a possessed book or whatever but that’s barely horrifying compared to the rest of it

gender envy got my ass now i gotta dress like remington steele

episode 4 of widow's bay was absolutely insane, i genuinely did this face 😱 twice unironically

'you told me to be supportive.' as she was chopping up a fucking black bird.