go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

you know that in the like, real world people talked about those things Extensively right? you may not know this but things happen outside of your white supremacist pop star fandom echo chamber

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children