[worm council rioting]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

me, less than five minutes into starting the pitt: shawn hatosy and noah wyle should kith

Does no one in the Pitt fandom enjoy fucked up characters? Baran nearly drives despite knowing she could kill someone and only reconsiders when she’s pulling out of her spot in the parking lot. She spent the day doing procedures despite having multiple seizures. Robby is cruel to people he works with in ways that harm them. But do you not find it compelling how they got to that point? Do you not find it compelling that they will get to a place, her sooner than him because she’s already there at the end of the episode, where they say fuck, I can’t believe what I did today and have to deal with the guilt and self-recrimination? Is it not interesting to think about them trying to understand the bad thing they did as a defense because they’ve been hurt before and are acting out of self-protective instincts and also trying to find forgiveness for themselves? Where is the love for characters who make mistakes in this fandom?

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.