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It’s taking these poor bastards and contorting them into whatever Weird Barbie poses we can come up with!

Well…at least that’s my reason.

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as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

Me: why?

Vines Guy: well like in wrestling- what if they hurt the girls?

Me: i was a sports photographer for three years and any time I was covering wrestling, the teams were categorized by weight class instead of gender. There's always been a couple girls competing against boys. Effectively, wrestling at tge high school level has to be co-ed because there's rarely enough girls at tryouts for their own team.

Vines Guy: football, then.

Me: we had our first female running back in 1999 at my high school. Her name is Sarah.

Vines Guy: ... oh. I... was super wrong then.

Idk thought you’d be the best person to ask about the logistics of different sex positions

I mean it seems like kind of a difficult angle to make that work IRL, especially given the upward angle of an erect penis and all. I've censored it with an aubergine but the general shape and directionality are still accurate.

pupil dilation/constriction

how much the pupils are darting/wandering around

whether the sclera is bloodshot

how open/droopy the lids are

whether that eyelid position matches the expression they're trying to convey with their smile/frown/etc

involuntary muscle twitches

dark circles from sleep loss

bruising around eye socket(s)

whether there's any gunk buildup from sickness or poor hygeine

whether anything is stuck to the lashes

any makeup/paint/etc applied around the eye and how carefully/recently

any seeing aids and if the item(s) are in good condition

injury to the eye(s) + how severe/recent + possible way(s) it happened

the list goes on

useless descriptions:

step two in introducing your pets humans

bonus:

mysterious next door neighbors~

bonus:

No, no, and NO.

AO3 does not live in “the cloud” because that is other people’s computers, and other people’s computers are vulnerable to censorship.

AO3 is on its own computers. It does still have to be housed somewhere, and I suppose a determined enough hater could try to find that place and go after it, but it’s a lot harder than sending spurious complaints to Amazon or whomever going “BadWrong things are hosted on your cloud service!”

AO3 is not “in the cloud.” AO3 is stored on physical machines that the OTW owns.

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