Tickle Me Pink, I'm Too Naive

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

LMFAO ICONIC!!

happy first day of pride everyone

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

i was like 'it's weird the way everyone is doing free pr for the catholic church rn just bc the pr for the new pope has already been that good' and someone was like 'wait? why don't you like the pope? did something happen?' i feel insane i'm not exaggerating i didn't even know what to say?? 'did something happen?' yes the last 2 thousand years of global history, and no, going back 2,000 years in catholic history is not dramatic because it's remained consistently that bad throughout and in fact i do think the church should answer for every single century of its sins while all of its assets are returned to the people from which they were stolen and its global power is dissolved.