Going Batty

collar your top. they need it

if you leash them you can yank them down while they mount you. btw

although its certainly a low-hanging fruit, "reblog to _ the person you reblogged from" is necessary stimulation and enrichment for horny women who are too shy to actually talk to each other directly

reblog to stimulate the girl you reblogged this from

daily reminder: fuck ice. fuck ice agents. fuck trump. and fuck you if you support them.

The machine will make this work.

I hope next year treats you kindly, but above all else, I hope you treat you kindly.

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

"the average income in <X> is <Y> of <currency>" cool, what's the median

Average isn't useful here. however, after a little bit of research, apparently the median income in the US is $24,327, which means the reality is actually much worse than this meme makes it seem. yay!

According to time magazine, median annual rent is $13,896, which means rent alone is 57% Of the median annual income, awesome!

BOCKEN HAR FALLIT TILL STORMEN JOHANNES