Find me in a dream

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

atheists call it project hail darwin

agnostics call it project hail maybe

told my parents i'm trans & they asked if i was AMAB or AFAB

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want