Zesty!

The world is my joyster

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

it's good when a vocalist gets really nasty and weird. if you're on the mic i want it to sound like something is happening to your meat and you're scared about it

The ones who killed my father, my niece, and half of my relatives should not be welcomed at the World Cup.

also yes, getting told No is a beloved and good thing. No's are so important to communicate & it is always better imo to say no and then change your mind than to say yes and regret engaging in sexual activity you didnt actually want to do. i am infinitely proud of everyone who owns up and says No.

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

i really love how you can tell how much happier she is

this is how i want everyone’s summer to feel like

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth

i could totally take a hexbug in a fight