Zesty!

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

YOUR LIFE WILL GET 10X BETTER IF YOU LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC

But I’m a creek. I’m a weird flow.

im having a boner and it's yours

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

it's so easy to do things! it's so easy to get up and do things and get things done! i am capable and motivated and executive dysfunction can't touch me. *starting to cry a little because my affirmations aren't working* it's so easy to do things, come on get up, it's easy, let's do things *mental image of a cartoon trying to move a heavy lazy animal* come onnnnn

Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god