It's the end of the world as we know it.

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WHY IS THE SUN GOING DOWN.

(answering the phone) yes? (pause) right. okay. (pause) I see. (deadpanning the camera) we have to find māui. we have to get māui to beat up the sun again we have to slow that fucker right down

5pm sunset is a fucking injustice

we have to do something about this

This is transfeminism!

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

There inventing a new kind of sadness and its called "the look in a trans woman's eye when she looks at a public swimming pool"

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason