It's the end of the world as we know it.

forbidden blue raspberry candy

spin the bottle but it’s just a girl in a spinny chair getting spun by the other girls until she’s dizzy and kissing whoever she’s facing until her brain stops working :3

Spin the bottom

Reminder that all sex workers - whether they strip, do film, cam work, or full service - deserve respect and to be compensated for their labor.

*horniest ive ever been voice* i wanna buy her flowers and cook her a multi-course meal

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

@cynaram

“Ah, a heritage crop.”

The shipping forecast.

The Fandom Almanac

“I think I’m going to sow some rarepairs this season. Don’t know what the market for ‘em will be, but I can eat ‘em if nobody else wants to.”

bluesky is a reddit site. like half of tumblr is a reddit site. and reddit? well...

what type of site is eartrumpets.com

not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.

I was camping this weekend and someone pulled out THREE snackleboxes and lemme tell you, absolute game changer

American bento

shout out to my partner coming home from work one night to me watching MASH and doing a puzzle and immediately saying "goddamn it's like a nursing home in here"

Holy moly they're GOOD. The music is fucking FIRE, and the outfits??? They're all so PRETTY???

Does anybody know who these are??? Do they have albums!! 🤩🤩🤩

if you can put harry potter behind you you can do it with rocky horror too btw

mousegirl burlesque in a tulip cup instead of big martini glass