Insectoid Beast

me when i get one (1) note on tumblr dot com from my beloved mutuals: they lovme❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏😭😭❤️❤️😁😁😁😁😁✨️✨️☝️☝️☝️☝️😁😁👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💜💜💜💗❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🫂🫂🫂🫂i love them 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜 f ried n

scientists will soon isolate the “Awesome! Thanks!” gene

Excellent resource if you're new to sewing and want to start doing some clothing repair!

Professional seamstress here, who has taught intro to sewing many times, saying: this guide is excellent!

I had an extended conversation with a swallowtail butterfly the other day and it told me—in not so many words—that it had a number of intensely violent sexual fantasies as a caterpillar, and that it no longer could relate to having had them, and that this discontinuity was like the itch of molting without anything to molt. Having never molted before, I couldn't relate

When carrie bradshaw said your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

When dostoevsky said maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

ten dollars is really the new one dollar

lock tf in bro you got creatures and shit in your home

I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

you are short because you're evil