Fuckboy Extraordinaire

Moved blogs from @jumbledcarousel :)

People who hate cats have never been loved by a cat, either because they’ve never spent time around a cat or because cats don’t like them. The love of a cat is so precious because you know they’re choosing to love you. This creature is an evil demon who hates many others (including my dad and my grandma and my stepdad) but she loves me and my mom and my best friend. She made a judgement, a decision to love me. She doesn’t seek human approval in all things. She doesn’t do things to please me. She doesn’t care who is feeding her. She loves me because it pleases her.

If you hold me tightly we can brave eternities. Hold me close, and we can believe in a forever.

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

people are too scared to personify tumblr as a gross failgirl character. they either draw some weird guy or an unreasonably cool woman. open your mind.