me as a gamer mom: you have to finish your portal playthrough first but then you can play a few rounds of fortnight with your friends

i was supposed to get bullied for this

Quarantine feels like that episode of the twilight zone where the last man alive finally has all the time in the world to read but breaks his glasses but instead of glasses it's just my whole brain

if you call a nonbinary person cis bc they don't perform androgyny to a level you approve of i'm omw with a big hammer to shatter your kneecaps

This is incredibly important to remember. Nonbinary isnt just a middle ground or a third gender. Its not being in the binary. Thats it. That means something different to every nb person. So maybe someone does lean a bit more into their assigned gender at birth, they’re still nonbinary and calling them cis just because they arent preforming for you is transphobic- Yes even if you are trans too.

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

he’s not done cooking

The skeleton army’s getting pretty aggressive with recruiting this year.

fallout: new vegas (2010)