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there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

clap. clap for fat gay women

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

leaves a suicide note that just says Omggggg

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.