combustible genderfluid

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

Hijabi rescued a juvenile gull after it fell off a roof and people immediately accused her of taking it home to eat it. Crazy how "citizen conservationism" is essentially only for whites.

Its also so funny to see the Anglos pretend they love nature and birds, particularly gulls when for years there's been a pretty widespread anti-gull sentiment with articles calling for gull culls being released every few years. The British really have only recently began seeing foxes and gulls as part of nature and not as verminous pests.

it's really hard to find a place to talk about the fact that I am reading the Bible without attracting people who are gonna want to convert me because this has been a genuinely entertaining experience

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

has anyone else noticed how often women specifically are mentioned when people get mad about a certain behaviour or habit that is absolutely not at all exclusive or even more common in women. stares into the sunset. I have. I've noticed

and you're not a bad person if you've fallen into this line of thought yourself. I have too!!! it's all around you, it's very easy to think these things because it's so normalised! the first step is Noticing. just a simple "why are women specifically receiving the brunt of the frustration for an issue that is also perpetuated by others?" is a good place to start. just Notice.

before anyone has the chance to misconstrue me. this ABSOLUTELY applies to trans women too. when I say women I am by default talking about All Women. but can we also notice how when a trans woman does something wrong, she gets talked about and shamed so much more than a man who does the same thing? how when trans women as a group are perceived as more likely to do something "wrong", it's suddenly conflated exclusively with them even when in reality they're not any more likely to do said "wrong" thing than any other group?

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

his worldview is utterly divorced from reality and brother those alimony payments are brutal

it's like you're obsessed with your compulsions or something dude wtf lol

Love the framing device for the save function in persona 5 because like. The guy I'm staying with asked me to record my whereabouts because he's supposed to report on me to social services or whatever. And I guess I'm gonna hand him a journal full of descriptions of being trapped in dream prisons and heart palaces. "Tuesday 27th spent the night in my internal prison guillotining fragments of my soul to fuse them into stronger ones. One of the child guards was mean to me and the other one was nice but that's normal for them." Yeah this will absolutely help me get off probation.

"Then I took experimental drugs from a back alley doctor. Bonding with her gives me power over the concept of Death, which is absolutely not a red flag from my new physician."

#Sojiro: ok kid lets see this journal so we can hand it off to your probation officer#Sojiro:#Sojiro: yeah so okay we need to forge this immediately

let's be a pillow for mama

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

Yes! Foxgloves can be medicinal in the right dose but they're also really poisonous if you just eat them randomly. Willow bark has the compound that can be refined into aspirin but if you eat it it's really easy to give yourself ulcers. Also, you must get a foraging book that is specific to your local environment, poisonous lookalikes vary by region