combustible genderfluid

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

and then there would have passed a pleasant slash fanfiction, had the authors misogyny not been immediately unveiled

in our rush for “he would not fucking say that” how we forget the all too common: She Is Not Fucking Like That

good morning, the likes on this post now outnumber the hit count of the fanfiction on which this was based and with your help we can make that true of the reblogs amen

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

There should be more ace characters in media and more aro characters and more aroace characters and more aroallo character and more alloace characters and they should be in all sorts of different genres with all sorts of different personalities and relationships and storylines #yay

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[ID: Pixel art of Misa from Death Note, looking in surprise at the apple floating just above her outstretched hands. A red snake curls around her neck and three stylized eyes look down at her from above. Huge text around her reads "The Devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to"]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

The Good Place is an excellent show for many reasons, but one that doesn't really get talked about enough, probably because of how the season 1 twist obscures it, is that the 'No Exit'-esque "Hell is Other People" scenario for an afterlife of eternal torture is an avante garde experiment from an Auteur demon who's trying to convince the other demons of his Vision while they're like "idk man flaying genitals works really good"

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[id: a reply from joey-wheeler-official reading “as opposed to the regular macbeth, which has no death or murder in it.”]

if we made everything legal the crime rate would drop to zero. follow for more judicial lifehacks

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)