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0 inch nails: i dont wanna fuck you
i don't giuve a shit about your inside
Dang it Beans you get back here and say that out loud!!!
Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it
Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1
Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的
i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo
i had to transcribe it

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I did that job once.
What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union
i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’
Oh that’s just how it is in retail
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drawing on your prior post, misc langworth hcs (especially in regards to That Man) ? :)
HEY there ok i hope you dont mind that theres also krisnix in this because this is a post i wrote and then left in my drafts for like several weeks. to me langworth and krisnix are like dark foils. fated to circle each other forevermore in the endless void of fucking cringe
anyway more of the langworth/krisnix bible in my brain
phoenix doesn't learn about langworth until years after the fact and is mostly just like what the fuck do you mean I had to go through the treacherous emotions gauntlet just to get you to look at me one time let alone h*ld my h*nd and you're telling me you just went off to FUCK a sexy interpol agent (with PENIS) what the fuck dude and edgeworth is like (avoiding eye contact thereby proving the point) my entanglement with agent lang was significantly less fraught owing that my feelings for him are nowhere near as deep or complex as my feelings for you thus it was less emotionally challenging to involve myself with him and phoenix is like yeah okay that's very sweet etc. is he single? do you have his number? edgeworth is like you mean to say you're jealous of ME in this situation? we are at our wedding
meanwhile: krisnix occurs while edgeworth is in europe in like, semi-regular extremely tender but kind of fucking tense contact with phoenix back in the localised states, phoenix and edgeworth are mutually aware of their feelings for each other and are in the 'will they won't they no they won't but in an alternate universe where everything is less complicated they would but in the now world that we live in it's a won't therefore i have no claim to you whatsoever and am at sad peace with this' phase of their relationship (recognised phase, comes before honeymoon) so phoenix is swapping soft and heartfelt bittersweet sentiments with his not-boyfriend across the globe while actively at dinner with kristoph gavin whom he is trying to do evil mindsex to and edgeworth knows about the evil mindsex and like, disapproves? of the mindsex? but recognises the tactical necessity of the evil mindsex and also see aforementioned no claim to phoenix wright very at peace. so now it's like a im texting my soulmate while he's at his boyfriend's place and nobody is happy about this and from what i hear from his disgruntled texts the mindsex isn't even good which just rubs salt in the wound to be frank.
i am just personally a really huge fan of the dynamic that you get when you are not dating and therefore nobody has a right to be mad at anybody else for being involved with other people because it's not cheating because you are mutually agreed not together and in fact you aren't really upset at all because it's all very open and affable but it's still fucking weird, man. like edgeworth's objections to kristoph are not a jealousy thing they're more of a "you cannot pursue ANOTHER beau who actively wants to kill you as your second ever relationship" and phoenix is like "bet"
anyway phoenix meets lang at his and edgeworth's wedding and lang is like so he was completely in love with you for the entire past ten plus years and it infected his entire personality and the way he interacted with everyone he's ever met, are you like, aware. phoenix is like yeah sorry
if narumitsu are dating, edgeworth calls phoenix his partner. phoenix if he reveals their relationship at all calls edgeworth his boyfriend but normally just says "edgeworth" with no identifier. edgeworth thinks boyfriend is juvenile which is why he won't say it. phoenix agrees which is why he insists on saying it. he thinks it's funny to say "my boyfriend, the chief prosecutor". however he thinks edgeworth calling him his partner makes them sound like colleagues. edgeworth is like, that's the idea. this debate settles when they finally get married and both generally stick to "husband" (edgeworth reverts to partner when stressed) but maya gets up to give her best maya speech and is like "edgeworth i don't know what you expected when nick's been introducing me as 'this is maya, she's my... uhh, she's maya' for almost twenty years"
*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

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girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄
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i think you'll find that the 🛩 airplane went from outside to inside the 🏙 nine eleven. and all the inside inside it turned into outside very fast. so there's nuance
i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them
this author's use of imagery is so questionable
i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one
I feel like this is important information about this post.
scribblenauts song that goes jerk piss off

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today on “tiny details that people probably don’t care much about”, light’s computer and internet browser choices. he’s definitely using internet explorer as is visible here (it was 2004 so that’s forgivable, lmao) and while it’s not particularly legible in this scan, in my japanese copy of volume four i can read most of what his bookmarks are.
the first is a little difficult, but appears to be “hiveHomePage”, followed by “Apple”, “Google”, what might be “iBooks” or “iTools”, “Support” (in katakana), “Apple Store”, “MacTools Japan”, “MSN”, “Office for Macintosh” and “internet Explorer”.
so light also definitely uses a mac in the manga. explicitly, not a fake-mac like L’s laptop in the anime. and google is google in the manga, rather than…
(also, interestingly, from that screencap and other scenes where i recall seeing his computer in the anime, it looks like they put him on a PC in the anime.)
unfortunately i can’t find what model he actually has, though.
however, for a fun aside, L’s?
it’s a mac G4.
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