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oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good