this barbie needs a nap

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

God forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

I just realised that Apex has Cate’s connection to Cocai on video and that May specifically told them that the device cannot work on a Titan because they are so huge . But you know what it could work on? A human . They have set up everything for Apex to kidnap Cate and use the device on her so they could get to Cocai . Can you imagine how horrific this will be to watch ? May watching in horror as the woman she loves is tortured by her own work?

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

and it is imperative that it ends with killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands btw.