let me live

hallucinating the most beautiful fma/cod crossover where roy, riza and all the cod guys are waiting to get lined up against the wall for the firing squad and roy suggests a last hurrah orgy sort of joking but definitely not but it makes riza smile at him (the comment has made her look forward to being executed) only then the cod guys all accuse him of being a nance and try to hatecrime him only soap thinks he sees gaz glancing at his dick and accuses HIM of being a nance so they get distracted trying to hatecrime each other so when the firing squad arrives the cod guys are all already dead on the floor of biting each others dicks off and roy and riza have to drag their dickless british corpses to the mass grave before being shot with 100 bullets each