pawneegifs

"The truth is, they didn’t ask me to introduce you. I asked them if I could do it. I was gonna talk about how I owe you so much, how you stood by me through all of my failures, and I stood by you through all your terrible outfits… But when I got up there, I got pretty emotional. To make it up to you, I’d like to read you the speech now."

Things used to make me so happy. But I’ve grown a lot in the last year. Now I just want one big thing, my own restaurant, named after me, that makes me so much money I can buy anything I want.

"Make a baby tuxedo clothing line. A department store with a guest list. White fur earmuffs for men. A new brand of bottled water called H2Ho. Contact lenses that display text messages. Invent a phone that smells good. Own a nightclub called Eclipse that’s only open for one hour, two times a year. Cover charge? $5000."

I take care of my body above all else. Diet, exercise, supplements, positive thinking. Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.

Favorite Parks and Recreation episodes: Pawnee Rangers.

"There are very few things I have asked for in this world. To build a new park from scratch, to eventually become president and to one day solve a murder on a train."

"Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity."

parks and rec rewatch → 94 meetings [2.21]

Yes I am a hunter, and it’s “you” season.

And it was nice to see you again.