All I care for is gaiety and women @barricade-bops - Tumblr Blog

I have reason to believe Kris is also mumbling Flowery’s voicelines under their breath at all times. My reason is that it would be really funny

ralsei keeps shooting them Looks every fucking time

pastelflowertrash

i had to

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

godlessondheimite

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

godlessondheimite

wow really good addition here

ryan-sometimes

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

ryan-sometimes

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

follow me

don't worry

she's been waiting

can you hear her beating

valdevia

worship her

you don't need to know the way back

the-silliest-stiltwalker

Sir this is the single sexiest thing I’ve ever witnessed on this website.

valdevia

It's been years and this post is still making half of tumblr extremely horny for wires

moandieu

Annie Leibovitz: Alan Cumming backstage at the Kit Kat Club, New York City, 1998

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

undeadhousewife

natoraptor

“Tour Guides”

-2026

eggwishing

from last year on twitter

peri-bytes

happy friday! sparkle off!

ryan-sometimes

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

arschfrech

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

real-language-facts

elephant is actually spinach for "the ephant" but that's not true

lestatdeslioncourt

!!! @ mosessumney

not-lupus

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

baadshahh

devestating news for you

malcolm-f-tucker

butchious

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

poison-doll

i think they're called catholics

dughole

i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger

carfuckerlynch

[ID: Photo of a cutaway quote on the corner of page reading "the best chefs are sensualists who are given to wretched excess." it is attributed to Joyce Goldstein. /end ID]

this is the only good thing to come out of this particular textbook at culinary school

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

mollyjames

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

mollyjames

Girls are you okay?

homunculus-argument

The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.

It's like deviled eggs, but instead of taking the yolks out of the eggs, you just mash the entire boiled eggs into mush with a fork and mix the rest of the ingredients in there. Eaten from a bowl, with a fork or a spoon depending on the consistency. Or go at it labrador style with your face down in the bowl if you're like that. Not up to me.

thenotme

That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T

homunculus-argument

How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

All I care for is gaiety and women