okay fine whatever this ui is now mega outdated but fuck it
LOST 2004 tumblr dashboard simulator
#mostly main cast but i know background cast has some drama too. poor souls #also @fake-post-archive heyyy
just met a guy today. hope i see him in another life
just met a guy today. hope i never see him again for all of conceivable time
brother what is your problem
okay anyone else think the oceanic six’s story is fake as hell??
god the ragebait on this site isn't even original anymore. for the millionth time, they have differing details on the crash because they're in shock. trauma can mess with your memory pretty bad. i can't believe people are openly doubting their story based on the typhoon and the survival raft being a “crAzY cOiNciDeNce!!!1!” either like??? yeah that's how coincidences work?? they are so lucky that they were rescued and they're just trying to adjust to normal life. can you give them some fucking grace? where is the critical thinking???
girl it's not even ragebait you're just mad lmao. i’m not saying they're shitty people i’m just saying they're definitely lying!! like what about the lady with the baby?? she should've been 6 months pregnant when she was arrested in australia based on the math but she was DEFINITELY not pregnant in any of her wanted posters so where’d that baby come from? i swear to god she stole that thing
i’m sorry, why are you analyzing her wanted posters to see if she LOOKS PREGNANT? that’s super invasive and weird, you know that right? and don't think you can get away with hiding this in the tags:
in retrospect i should not have expected any critical thinking from the monsterfuckers pissing on the poor freak website. fucking listen to disaster survivors with some compassion
L + deflection + now the guy who wrote the sentence “monsterfuckers pissing on the poor” is gonna call us a freak website? you had to come up with that sentence & visual all by yourself babe
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do the right thing sawyer. kill mr. sawyer and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower 🫳🪷🪷🔪🪷🪷🪷
rip charlie you would've loved “i’m on a boat” by the lonely island (2009)
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maybe it's just me but i feel like desmond specifically shouldn't be allowed to make these kinds of posts
#also it's not even 2009?
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hope i’m not just a con man to you but also one of your “blorbos” whatever the hell that is
oh this is the wrong blog.
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sawyer has a little house on the prairie sideblog???
DISCOURSE ON THE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE SIDEBLOG???
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aren’t you like 50 years old wtf are you doing
i’m gonna fucking kill you people
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OMFG what fucking idiot started a daily do we push the button poll. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO DECIDE ON BASED ON TUMBLR POLLS IF WE DON'T PUSH IT WE LITERALLY ALL DIE!!!
we're all dead as hell anyway who gaf. that button doesn’t do shit
Strange how you’re always so eager to take first shift in there if you don’t believe 🤨
did anyone else see that tiger changing its stripes over there? WTF
#just ruined the conceit of everything i ever said
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HEARTBREAKING: the best doctor you know just made a good point (you are dying)
#like he’s eye candy. total 90s heartthrob #but when he starts telling you you have only days to live #im like UM TOTAL TURNOFF?? #ughhh wish i could be the old guy who believes the island will give us everything we need #except i guess what i “needed” was septicemia 🙄 so like. fml
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Day #1: Do we push the button today?
Voting ended onSep 11, 2025
Also considering whether I should make a bonus poll for whether you guys believe the button does anything or not. LMK!
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ok anyone else think jack and sawyer have smth going on? they're always having such homoerotically-charged fights no way they haven't stuck their tongues down each other's throats at least once
see unlike mr. jackin’ the penis here i’m not a coward and i’ll admit that i’d jump on that
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not scott, not steve, but a secret third thing
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that charlie guy looks kinda like that one guy from lord of the rings
pippi longstocking or something
it’s pippin. and no he doesn’t. you’re thinking of merry
no… you just don’t understand my powers of perception… [My eyes glow red, and a third eye opens up on my forehead, showing my true power that is beyond your mortal understanding.]
[i cast third eye explosion spell]
owowowowowowch!! [my third eye is smoking]
woah. didn’t know your third eye was cool like that
hell yeah. [hands you a blunt]
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why the fuck did you tag me in this???
wow! this island i landed on is pretty sweet
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