The Pool Shark of Time

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

Figured out how to use the window tool in subnautica 2. 10/10 game, no notes

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

I had to xD

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

OH

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

like a sick victorian child

On earth most animals aim to be symmetrical and so have an even amount of limbs. Reading that Rocky had five left me puzzled, obviously he's an alien, but was there precedent in nature for such a phenomenon? What was the point of five rather than 4 or 6? ...Then, I looked at my own hands and felt silly. Still, that connection made me happy.

one of my favorite parts about SSBM is that every local community independently evolves a slang word synonomous with "whiny-ass excuse for a loss" that always ends up being the name of the player in their community most notorious for this behavior

More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

source: hellgate osprey cam

coworkers with nothing in common

loving the lord of the rings so far