Gamer

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

that's a cat ✅️

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

thinking about developing a social skill soon

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

one thing about being a suburban kid is you’re always going to crave a suburban chain restaurant despite the fact that you live in one of the foremost culinary hotspots in the US. restaurant culture be damned, my kingdom for a cheesecake factory