This Girl Can Fit So Much Bloodborne Lore

if you’re a bard you should be able to challenge Raphael for the Orphic hammer Devil Went Down to Georgia style

if i want to envision a vampire tearing that thang (me) asunder while on the clock, well. that’s between me & god

“how are you coping lately?” well. with the thoughts of my blood being eaten, of course

being an everything crafter is great but also sucks. like i want to get my watercolors out but i need to put away my microcrochet first. i want to do some leatherwork but my oil paints are on the table. i want to whittle but i'm using the bucket i catch wood shavings in to hold my papermaking mush. i want to write my book but my hands are too busy knitting a sweater. i want to code another video game but i'm too busy studying nalebinding. do you see my problem. the problem is that i need more hands

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

this is your pilot speaking I need one of you to bring me a burger that’s going to restore my will to fly this aircraft

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad